Shot Down by Severus Snape16th August, 1975
Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner, I was out. With my friends.
In relation to your latest owl, I must protest. I do know what they're saying about you. But I've leant not to stick up for pathetic muggle-borns as the latest belt from Crabbe left a rather nasty bruise.
And for your information, I am not jealous of that foul-mouthed, pretentious twerp. You clearly deserve each other.
Don't contact me again, this is your last warning.
~ S. Snape
Upon reading this haughty reply, Lily Evans does exactly that and never speaks to Severus Snape again. This would only add to his bitter self-loathing. If only he had really meant those words..